Posts by Witness 007

even the photo drama of creation shows a snake with legs.. watchtower 1964 p.352 "genisis 3;14 {snake}on your belly you will go and dust you shall eat...before god curse it the snake had legs, that elivated it above the ground...god transformed it's body so that it ceased to have legs and was able to move on it's belly.".

god's eternal purpose 1974 "god did not put a curse on the whole serpent family...it had only been victimized by satan.. forrest gump watchtower science is price-less!.

Witness 007

That sounds more reasonable...that's it then, I'm back in the truth!

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Whats the funniest thing you've ever seen happen in the KH?

by shell69 in

i remember being a kid and we didnt have the fancy fabric seats, they were plastic stackable chairs all set out in the usual lines.. an elderly bro, rather rotund, farted, the noise so loud and thundering against the plastic seat!

or the time when i must have been about 7, my dad brought his bible study family to their first ever meeting, i had to sit on mums knee.

i recall giving the daughter of the new family a very vigorous v sign during the meeting.

Witness 007

Our old hall had no air conditioning and I was giving my first Sunday public talk. It was really hot and I started to sweat so the stage brother turned the giant fan that faced the audience on me, and blew my notes to kingdom come.

2.When I was 17 for a District convention I stayed with a brother who had 3 beatiful daughters around my age. During the programe I became alittle sexually aroused...then the talk ended and the song began! If I remained sitting down everyone would ask me whats wrong? So I had to stand up at full mast with hands in pockets, sooo embarrasing, I didnt even look up from my songbook the whole time.

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Witnesses designed own non-pagan calander in 1935 Sunday=God day?!!

by Witness 007 in

in a disasociation letter sent to rutherford from olin moyle bethelite/lawyer in july21 1939 he mentions; "...a tongue lashing was given to c.j woodworth.

{editor of golden age} woodworth in a personal letter to you stated that it would be serving the devil to use our present day calander.

for that he was humiliated and called a jackass and given a public lambasting...".

Witness 007

At the time they were having the "it's pagan" witch hunts. All major holidays, crosses, birthdays.Valinetines day, rice at weddings, toasting drinks, wind chimes, vaccinations and aliminium were evil, doctors were devils, taking your hat off to a women was creature worship, saluting the flag was worship, voting was support for Satan,saying "religion" or "church" was pagan...things just got out of hand, I think. And Woodworth played a big part.

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Are You Sure That You Don't Still Think & Act Like A Jehovah's Witness?

by minimus in

jw
friends

do you still have jw traits left remaining within you?

be honest.

Witness 007

I keep thinking you guys are such Apostates...but I'm not...is that what you mean?

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Describe How A Jehovah's Witness Thinks

by minimus in

jw
friends

what goes through a witnesses' brain??

when they see a loved one die---what goes thru their brain??.

when a non jw tells them about their fun filled weekend, what goes thru a witnesses' thoughts?.

Witness 007

Like the Borg on Startrek; "We are the Borg resistence is futile...your mind will be assimulated...my designation is 7 of 9..." Instead of a black cube ship it's a Watchtower.

2. Like in The Matrix Neo can chose to be a battery being used in the Organisation, living in a dream, or he can break free into the bleak reality. The men in black suits are the Elders. I think some of you apostates wish you did'nt take the "red pill."

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Snakes had legs until Eden curse! Watchtower 1880 till 1974!!!

by Witness 007 in

often flicking through watchtower bound volumes i would see pictures of eden which shows the snake in the tree of knowledge with legs??

even the photo drama of creation shows a snake with legs.. watchtower 1964 p.352 "genisis 3;14 {snake}on your belly you will go and dust you shall eat...before god curse it the snake had legs, that elivated it above the ground...god transformed it's body so that it ceased to have legs and was able to move on it's belly.".

god's eternal purpose 1974 "god did not put a curse on the whole serpent family...it had only been victimized by satan.. forrest gump watchtower science is price-less!.

Witness 007

Often flicking through Watchtower bound volumes I would see pictures of Eden which shows the snake in the tree of knowledge with legs?? Even the Photo Drama of creation shows a snake with legs.

Watchtower 1964 p.352 "Genisis 3;14 {Snake}On your belly you will go and dust you shall eat...before God curse it the snake had legs, that elivated it above the ground...God transformed it's body so that it ceased to have legs and was able to move on it's belly."

God's Eternal Purpose 1974 "God did not put a curse on the whole serpent family...it had only been victimized by Satan.

Forrest Gump Watchtower science is price-less!